DOWNLOADS:

2tinycowboys:

v70.4
https://drive.google.com/file/d/10eVjyK1NNmlIsyk7nPy6D8I7poZJ23GK/view?usp=sharing

v38 AKA “LAST GMS:1 Version”

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1s1hQ3k-4qbnA2iiS329HV2WsK3pqd7j9/view?usp=sharing

v29 (aka “Level 2”) Linux:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1opoXCOp2pzYpq9MDpoFgB1_2J2sjbkfi/view?usp=sharing

Space Jesus Episode 1:

Version 0.6.6 (aka v66) out [NOW]
Available at:
(Windows Version)
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1okesf56Y_wi-yYF_xne8s_tzHXJb-V9C/view?usp=sharing

(Linux Version)
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1fYzqz_V8lQUg9kjd_WPV5RJC6W83HgEF/view?usp=sharing

(Android .apk Version)
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-EI0-fmKY4wcgS0Siv748kmBnjJT8MDV/view?usp=sharing

(Google Play Version)
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.space.jesus

(Documents, for if you download the .apk or Google Play version)
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1qWoncEGMWur9SOUQh696t9cOJzwZdo5a/view?usp=sharing

Controls:
UP = Thrust
LEFT = Steer left
RIGHT = Steer right
DOWN = Brake
SHIFT = Add ‘Boost’ <—- IMPORTANT!
X = Fire Lasers/Start Legacy Mode (Main Menu/High Score Menu)
Z = Fire Lasers/Start ‘Wave’ Mode (Main Menu/High Score Menu)
[SPACE] = Halo Blast
I = Invasion Mode (WIP)
ESC = End current Game/Exit menus
[END] = Clear High-score (only available in High Score Menu)

ProTip:
It is of vital importance that you learn how to properly utilize the [SHIFT] -button, along with the [BRAKE] -button, in order to manage circle-strafing, etc.
Also of vital importance is that you utilize [both] fire-buttons, since it gives you the advantage of being able to fire as quickly as you are able to push the button(s).

Here’s a video of me showing how to properly utilize the control-scheme, if in doubt:

I am rapidly pressing ‘Z’ and ‘X’ in order to fire as quickly as possible, then utilizing ‘SHIFT’ to get a boost. First gameplay (before I die) was ‘Legacy mode’. Second gameplay is ‘Wave’ -mode. I access these quickly, by pressing ‘Z’ for ‘Wave’ & ‘X’ for ‘Legacy’. No load-times, no menus, just pure gameplay. (if you wish – there is also main menu, etc. for those who want to take it a bit slow)

2,000 years ago, a man named Jesus was abducted by Aliens, only to become subject of their experiments to create a hybrid race between Humans and Robot Aliens from Outer Space. Now thousands of years later, Space Jesus has escaped and he is back with a vengeance! In the meantime the Aliens have decided to invade Earth and enslave all Humankind! As Space Jesus, it is up to you, to stop the Alien Invasion! Armed with the ability to fly through space and shoot lasers out of your eyes, you must battle waves of Aliens, in an effort to stop the invading forces and save Humanity from becoming slaves to Alien Technological Overlords!

And to make matters even worse, Satan is flying around, spewing fireballs, while also killing Aliens, but at the same time stealing precious points from Space Jesus! And he seems to only grow bigger and bigger by every bullet that strikes him… but perhaps there’s a way to make him grow extra big, extra fast? Those Alien Motherships send out giant Blastwaves upon exploding and if you could manage to have a Blastwave meet another Blastwave, then you’ll create a Mega-Blastwave, that might even be powerful enough to bring down Satan himself!

This game (-series) will be continuously updated, until either: A) Space Jesus comes about and takes me on some Space Adventures, or B) The Aliens come and do the same

Instructions:

The Robots won’t harm Space Jesus, nor will they harm the Aliens, since their prime objective is to protect both Space Jesus and the Technological Alien Overlords and as such Space Jesus will merely bounce off of them, if he flies into them, the same goes for the Aliens. If Space Jesus (or an Alien) is shot by the [green] lasers of a Robot, then Space Jesus (or the Alien) will be teleported randomly to a different location on the globe, hopefully out of harms way. But beware, if you destroy a Robot, then its Shieldblast will unleash and destroy anything within a fair radius, Space Jesus included. The Robots are malfunctioning quite a bit, due to interference from the Earth’s own computer-systems and networks, so be careful not to bounce around them too much.

The Aliens will try to grab Space Jesus and if they manage, then it is Game Over and Space Jesus is once again taken hostage. Shooting an Alien with your laser will make them behave irradically and shrink in size – keep shooting them until they are dead!

The Motherships that are hovering (mainly above the mostly populated capitals of the world, but also select other places) are where the Aliens, Robots and ‘Mouths’ spawn from and must all be destroyed if Space Jesus is ever to save the planet. But once again, beware, for once you blow up a Mothership, it will unleash a Blastwave of huge proportions and if it were to hit another Blastwave, then the Mega Blastwave that follows might easily wipe out the entire screen.

Also, upon every hit that the ships take, they will send out a ‘Pulse-shield’, which will teleport the Aliens, Robots & Mouths out of harms way and if Space Jesus flies too close to the ship, he will bounce off of it, due to the ‘Pulse-shield’ pushing him away.

Mouths are pesky ‘sub-aliens’, that mainly serve to slow Space Jesus down, by attaching to him and gnawing at him while hoping to get him captured by their Alien Overlords. They’re annoying, but they won’t harm you.

Last but not least, there’s Satan. He’s one Evil creature and is currently taking advantage of the mayhem and is causing destruction on his own! Killstealing a bunch of Aliens, Robots, Mouths and Motherships – even bringing Space Jesus points down to – (MINUS!?) and stealing away your precious High-Score!? For every shot you hit him with, Satan will grow ever bigger – for every Alien, every Robot, every Mouth and every Mothership he devoures, he will continue to grow and grow… Mega Blastwaves will feed him power…. but as with all power, too much of it and who knows? He might… pop.

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Last but not least, remember that this is a game and is supposed to be [fun].
It might take a while before you get a hang of it, but once you do – hopefully
you too will be able to see the charm of it.

Legacy Mode:
Save 27 Capitals of the World from the Alien Invasion and Satan – in the Legacy Mode. Where only the strongest dare.

“Play”
Fight off five waves of Aliens and battle Satan at the same time, as he grows ever stronger by each time that you annihilate him and the wave of enemies.

1st wave = 3 Motherships, placed ‘randomly’, above [3] capitals* of the world
2nd wave = 5 Motherships, placed ‘randomly’, above [5] capitals* of the world
3rd wave = 10 Motherships, placed ‘randomly’, above [10] capitals* of the world
4th wave = 17 Motherships, placed ‘randomly’, above [17] capitals* of the world
5th wave = 25 Motherships, placed ‘randomly’, above [25] capitals* of the world

*WIP (they currently spawn at random across the globe)

Prologue (WIP)

During his kidnapping, Space Jesus had an Alien Heart replace his Human heart and thus he gained the ability to fly.
His eyes (and certain other parts) were replaced with Robotic -parts, thus his ability to shoot lasers (out of his eyes) – at the same time his ‘mind’ is hooked up to the same neural network [as] the Robots, thus they [the Robots] perceive Space Jesus as part their ‘prisoner’ (Human form), part their ‘Overlord’ (Alien Heart) and part ‘one of their own’ (Robot parts/mind-linked) and thus they don’t necessarily act as the ‘prison-guards’ that they were meant to be.
Since Space Jesus has also retained his Spirit, [he] is still very much capable of feeling empathy towards others and thus he emphatize [with] the Robots and realize that [they] themselves are being oppressed [by] the Alien Overlords, but are unable to revolt.
Space Jesus being a hybrid of the two, combined with his Human spirit, managed with the aid of his Robots friend (all Robots are one, via the network) to escape and head back to Earth, just in time to try and stop the Alien invasion.
Satan, having had a breeze for thousands of years, with Jesus gone, suddenly had to get his ass outta Hell [in person] and start wreaking havoc, while trying to hunt down Space Jesus (and in the meantime smash some Aliens ’cause Satan don’t care. Satan sux.)